Boosh here.
Haven’t posted in a while. Been busy battling odors and drug addiction.
I saw this movie like a month ago. I have a hardon for all things x-men related, so I watched it. It’s a marvel movie, so it’s automatically a mix of shitty and awesome. Like a hot girl with crabs. Actually who doesn’t like crabs?
This movie montages itself really hard in the bunghole. Within a week all the kids are pros and think they can sling their dicks over their shoulders.
The expendable characters in X-Men: First Class make this movie golden.
Numero Uno. Black guy is the first mutant to die. Typical. A sign that the writers and director were too busy doing coke to think of something more original.
Numero Dos. Girl with wings. Useless. She starred in XXX-men. Hot.
And don’t wait for the credits to end, there’s no bonus scene.
Poop or Chocolate Ice Cream?
Marvel=Poop. But I like to get down in the brown.
