Alien (OSSLP)

Boosh here.

Man these people are stupid as fuck. All the death scenes had to be extra retarded because technology did not allow for believable things to happen. 1979. Instead of talking about the rest of this movie, I will experiment with fonts. 

Poop or Chocolate Ice Cream?

Poop. Chocolate atmosphere with huge chunks of poop. This is an extremely sweaty movie. Everyone is constantly melting except Bilbo Baggins. Sigourney Weaver is pretty boss.

Heathers (OSSLP)

Boosh here.

I was thinking Mean Girls in the 1980's. Heathers is way more nasty, sexy, tight, greasy, and slimey. There is an undeniable atmosphere that feels like what I imagine tripping on acid in the 90's must have felt like. O foc yah!

Winona Ryder is confusing to look at today; she's almost really hot but something about her face is fucked up and makes me feel unethical. In Heathers, she is super young and looks as good as KFC. Christian Slater is also slimey as shit--instant sex appeal.

Poop or Chocolate Ice Cream?

Chocolate Ice Cream. I wish more movies were this fucked up and oily